Survey Says

I was sent this survey and thought I'd share my answers.

Survey says...
Current mood: animated

What does the last comment say?
=== It was from The Big Bopper--how awesome is that that the Big Bopper would write me from heaven? Shut up, that's my story and I'm sticking to it

So what do you want for your birthday?
===I'm still waiting for that pony I asked for at age 3

What color are your eyes?
===that's a very personal question. Are you phishing for credit card info? Police!

What are you thinking about right now?
===That it stinks in here and why do I hear a church organ? Are the angels coming to take me away? Or did I leave the TV on?

When is the last time you were embarrassed?
===When I thought this woman was somebody's kid, but she was the mom.

Are you artistic?
===I can mime like nobody's business

What was the last item you bought?
===A Fabrege egg that has a carousel inside with each member of New Kids on the Block riding a different horse as "Step By Step" plays. Why? What did you buy last?

What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving?
===Take me, please take me with you!!

Apple bottom jeans or hollister gift card?
===Isn't saying you have an apple bottom an insult? Like the Phat jeans. How do they get people to look past that?

At what age do you want to be married?
===I was going for 68, but married a little sooner than that

Where is your mom right now?
===Dort Hwy...if you're not from Michigan you won't get it, but those that do....

What do you currently hear right now?
===Construction workers in the hallway who obviously don't feel the need to use their indoor voices.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
===Reconstructive surgery can do a lot to help that. I know a guy if you need his number.

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
===Right now

When was the last time you swam?
===Last summer. There are jellyfish here & someone I know got stung twice.
Plus Joey from "Friends" would have to twinke on me and that's sick


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